As your wife I promise to; cook you amazing food every day, give you blowjobs when you’ve had a bad day & a good day at work, bring you a beer during the game, watch all of the game with you and your friends, leave you to play your xbox, kiss you when you go to work & when you come home, surprise you in the shower, and make you pancakes and bacon on sunday mornings.
OMG, HE’S HELPING HIM BACK INTO THE OCEAN
i officially like animals more than people
AWWWWWWWWWWW
